( Warded invitations to Lily Evans, Cersei Lannister, Catelyn Stark and Sandra Bennet )

((Approved by ASoIaF-muns who have had contact with Jaime!))

First, there was darkness.

( And then, there was butter... )

( Warded and charmed to suddenly grow spikes and stab unintentional readers. )

( And for good luck, / We wear three keys to keep life prosperous / There's a looming shadow / That stands before us / And what was lost / Was the reason to believe / And the innocence and the will to retrieve it )

((Backdated to April 14))
( Warded to turn into a teacup for unintended readers )

Zoidberg was feeling hot. This new shelless body- so very risqué! He had heard about spontaneous good-lookification, and figured his time had finally come ( Read more... )

Not requested so much as postulated. (I blame this on several of you IRC people. You know who you are.)

( I’m so tired/but I can’t sleep/Standing on the edges of the much too deep )

As they had arranged, Reilly was waiting at the staircases at noon, watching for a woman in a familiar black lace stole.

He leaned against the heavy stone bannister and twisted his cane in his hands. (Immersion in his reading of 20th-century history and his disquieting meeting with Grant had sidetracked him from his mission of visiting Simon Tam ( Read more... )

Catelyn, having finally gotten around to getting her face fixed, had decided it would be all right to be somewhat social now. While she would likely never look as she once did, she no longer looked like a half-rotted corpse. All that remained of her self-inflicted nail gouges were faint scars, and her skin, while unnaturally and unhealthily pale, ( Read more... )

Another day, another shift, and Cox found himself once again trying to invent new ways to keep himself busy amidst beds of Hosue Elves. Today, he was practicing his aim by magically hurling pencils, like darts, towards a chart he'd pinned up on the far wall of the Wing.

Agnes's face might have been on it, but he'd charmed it to change to JD's if ( Read more... )